Top 10 New Windows 98 Features

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Top 10 New Features of Windows 98
	from "Windows Sources" May 1998... #10 - Properties dialog box now includes Boardwalk and Pennsylvania Avenue. #9 - Catchy "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated" splash screen. #8 - Odor files. #7 - New 18-Hour Control Panel by Playtex. #6 - Point-and-click interface replaced by innovative hunt-and-peck interface. #5 - Free Tickle-Me-Bill-Gates doll with every purchase. #4 - General Protection Fault demoted to Sergeant. #3 - Start-up .WAV file replaced with the "cha-ching" sound of a cash register. #2 - Didn't bother taking the Mac icon off the start-up screen this time. #1 - Bill Gates Wealth-O-Meter spinning furiously on the Taskbar.
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